by Bruce Taylor
Having read with increasing interest the initial issues of this newsletter, the question arose: "How many of the readers know who and where the denizens of this obscure but fascinating world to which ACP·TPF Today addresses itself actually are?"
As we all know, the world is flat and is bordered on the east by Long Island, on the west by Honolulu, on the north by Winnipeg, and on the south by Mexico City. Beyond those borders lies anarchy, chaos, socialism, oil, taxation, Suzukis, and all the other evils of an alien world. However, despite its obvious deficiencies, this alien world not only contributes to the readership of this newsletter, but also represents more than half of all the installations, though not half of the total human population looking after them.
Joking aside, how many have a good feel for the number, size and location of all the installations in our far-flung community? For many years we have maintained a spreadsheet with everything we came up against in our world, and thought we would share some of it with you. First of all, some definitions:
Given the above, we deduce the following:
If there is anyone who disputes any of these numbers, or who can add any information to what we have, please contact us. We have been as careful as we can in verifying our information, but errors are always possible.
Be careful of the words you say. Be sure they're soft and sweet. You'll never know from day to day, Which ones you'll have to eat!
However, as you can see, there are colleagues and opportunities spread throughout the world for those interested in experiencing alien cultures and exotic locations. Of course, not all locations are as exotic as Bangkok or Rio, but most have their attractions in one way or another.
Bruce Taylor is General Manager of HYPERION WWA, AMSTERDAM (Netherlands, Europe that is, i.e. east of Long Island).