Just Follow The Instructions
Just as we suspected, the rush to fame and glory has started! The thousands of phone calls and letters we received (all right, so we only got two) from people with additions to our list of Assembler instructions has been overwhelming. It is with great pride and fanfare that we induct:
Pat Durban (Worldspan) and Karl Soliday (American Airlines)
into the Instruction Hall Of Fame for their humorous contributions. Along with the addition of their names to the Hall Of Fame Roster, these individuals are also entitled to all of the rights and privileges commensurate with their position of honor. We're not quite sure exactly what those are yet, but when we figure it out, we'll let the rest of you know.
ASM - Alphabetize, Starting in Middle
BBW - Branch Both Ways
BTNI - Branch To Nowhere Immediate
CNC - Close, No Cigar
DMPE - Decide to Major in Phys. Ed.
EAO - Execute in Any Order
EEOI - Execute Every Other Instruction
GFM - Go Forth and Multiply
LPA - Lead Programmer Astray
MLR - Move and Lose Record
PMI - Perform Magic Immediately
RASC - Read and Shred Card
ROC - Randomize Op Codes
RPM - Read Programmer's Mind
SAS - Sit and Spin
SSD - Seek and Scratch Disk
TDB - Transfer and Drop Bits